Bitching & Moaning

Its just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up
Everything is fucked
Everybody sucks
You don't really know why
But want justify ripping someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days!!

It's all about the he said she said bullshit
I think you better quit
Letting shit slip or you'll be leavin with a fat lip
It's all about the he said she said bullshit
I think you better quit talking that shit punk
so come and get it

Its just one of those days
Feeling like a freight train
First one to complain leaves with a blood stain
Damn right I'm a maniac
You better watch your back
Cuz I'm fuckin' up your program
And if your stuck up
You just lucked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
Its just one of those days!!

I feel like shit
My suggestion is to keep your distance 'cause right now i'm dangerous
We've all felt like shit
And been treated like shit
All those motherfuckers that want to step up
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way I just might break somethin' tonight
I hope you know I pack a chain saw

Give me somethin' to break
How bout your fuckin' face
I hope you know I pack a chain saw...

Dear Mr. Midlife Crisis,
I know you like to cruise around downtown looking cool in your ooh-look-at-me covertible corvette in that lovely too-hot-to-touch shade of red with the top down while talking on your cell phone. It really attracts attention to your receding hairline and advancing midline. Yeah, you're sexy...now MOVE IT because I'd really like to park and you're in the way! I want my coffee and you are delaying my getting what I want!

Please don't wink at me and go get a life.

Sincerely,

Miss Behave

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By the way...that chinese food smelled so bad I had to dig it out of my trash and carry it off somewhere far away. It was making me sick!

here is the nasty shit...

Got Chinese for lunch...it absolutely sucks. Some coworkers recommended this place (are they high?) and they were ordering today from there so I put in my order. I got chicken lo mein, crab rangoon and egg drop soup. You'd think it would be hard to screw up, but Nooooooooo....the soup is the consistency of fucking glue...I am afraid to taste it. The fried rice that came with the meal is neon yellow...I kid you not - tempted to go get the digi cam to document this. It glows. I am afraid to taste it, as well. The lo mein is the greasiest I have ever seen...it is just repulsive. There isn't much chicken in there and it is full of green onions...a little green onion is fine but they over-did it big time. It makes me think of a greasy pile of earth worms. The crab rangoon gave me a little hope...nice flaky crust on the outside. The filling, however, is NASTY! It tastes almost sour like the cheese has gone bad or something. Now I need to go find something to eat because this shit is NOT FIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION! I wonder if they have a money back guarantee...oh, well, it was only $5.

It came from China House in Des Moines, IA. BEWARE!

I'm getting the digi cam...